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Cave Qualifies for Social Security Buys new sports cooler
Established in 1968 by some guy named "Lefty," Chapel
Hill's oldest bar, The Cave, turns 40 this year. Having reached
middle age, she now qualifies for Social Security. the Cave's current owner, "Mr. Mouse," has decided to buy a
new sports cooler with the first check.
"All those
younger bars have fancy coolers. Ours has been chuggin' away since day
one, it's time to give her a rest. We've got to keep those sexy new
beers cold and a new sports cooler's the ticket."
In addition to purchasing a new cooler,
the Cave also plans on hosting special events to celebrate their 40
years of beers. Hypothetically, these events will include an
awards party, an alumni party for past employees, a couple of patron
parties for our loyal clientele, a foot-rubbing contest, a dead
celebrity party, and a nude 10K run to benefit the whales. The Cave plans on posting these events on their schedule as soon as the dates are confirmed.
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Zombie Party Watch out! Zombies coming May 18th!
The Cave is videotaping a public access TV event on May 18th. Ormon Grimsby, host of Monster Creature Feature, the Triangle's B-rated, late-night, classic horror flick spectacular, will be  hosting this Zombie Party featuring: Killer Filler, The Tremors, Melissa Swingle, Dexter Romweber, and the marching band director of Alsvid (the lost moon of Mercury), Billy Sugarfix.
The event will cost $5. Show starts 8:00 P.M.
Zombies get in free, with the best Zombie earning a cameo on
Monster Creature Feature. Come out and support public television!
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Rock & Roll Spelling Bee coming this June
Ever wondered if musicians can spell? Of course you have! Well, CD Alley
and the Cave are sponsoring this public television event to find
out. Contestant will be asked to spell music related words such
as "G-U-I-T-A-R", "B-E-A-T-L-E-S", or "Z-A-M-F-I-R".
Those (few) musicians who can in fact spell will be awarded a
small prize. Keep an eye on the schedule for dates and times.
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Monthly Events
Songwriter's Open Mic w/ John Saylor First Tuesday of the month, 9:30 p.m.
John and Brandon's Songwriter's Spotlight
First Thursday of the month, 7:30 p.m.
Comedy Open Mic w/ Johnny Cook Last Tuesday of the month, 7:30 p.m.
Comedy Spotlight Last Friday of the month, 7:30 p.m.
Record Swap! Last Saturday of the month, 3:00 to 6:00
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Cave T-Shirts!

Now available in two versions: "Cave Rock" and "Cave Band."
We were just kidding about the Social Security - we're
using T-shirt proceeds to buy a new beer cooler. Help in the
fight to keep beer cold - buy a Cave T-shirt! $15 each. 2 for $20. What a deal!!
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| Starting in June: Bluegrass! Every first weekend of the month. Presented with Mansion 462.
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| Coming this Summer: July 4th Evil Wiener Weiner Roast. Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament (Aug. 27)
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